Musings’ Chuckle of the Day~
Jul 1st, 2009 by BohemianMoon
A link to this video was placed on Musings days ago but I didn’t even get to watch it until this evening.
It is awesomely awesome!
Interestingly enough I tried to get Web Boy to “star” in something similar a couple of months ago, but ultimately it was a “no go” from him.
No Christmas bonus for Web Boy this year; it is going to Dr. Coolsex, ’cause they rock!
Ya hear that Web Boy?!?
Ya HEAR?
my daughter and I loved this video. He sort of looks like her!
I love the shameless Kate promo at the end. This guy has Kate nailed. He is hilariously hilarious!
This is too wierd BoMo.
I was JUST thinking about this guy the other day in regards to Take.
And I was thinking when #3 son arrives next week I would sedate him just enough that he would cooperate and I could film this very scenario.
Too Too funny!
I must have missed the link being posted but thanks mucho to whomever is responsible!
BwaaHaaaHAAA!!! I laughed ’til I cried over this one! Excellent job Dr. Coolsex! You NAILED Khate! ROTFLMAO!
This is hysterical! Love the money being used for tissues and the plug at the end for press.
I suspect we are going to hear much more dirt on Kate with the divorce. She is so angry and bitter against Jon, you can tell from what she says in the lastest People article. After all, its Jon that caused her little scam to come under fire. The hiatus must be killing her. She states how she hates the tups growing up getting older, we all know its because their marketability is diminishing every year they get older.
She sucks so much! I just hope she is suffering now. She deserves it. I suspect she is, she is on her own “so to speak” with the kids on certain days (with nannies and help, but no Jon to berate anymore) and the financial empire is in jeoporady! Pretty soon we may all be able to sing “ding dong the wicked witch is dead” when the show is canceled. Would love to see more photos with Kates hair on more wicked mean characters. That makes my day!
MUAH!!!! Thank you, Moon – I definitely needed a good laugh this morrning – FREAKIN’ HILARIOUS!! Dr. Coolsex rocks…I love the disclaimer on their web page:
Dr. Coolsex operates on a strictly pro-boner basis.
They have several more J&K parodies that are hilarious as well…here’s one of my favorites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrNJHTWVyA
ROFL! Thanks for sharing that.
#5Lisa of CT
“This is hysterical! Love the money being used for tissues and the plug at the end for press.”
Exactly what I meant to say before I accidentally hit the ’submit’ button. The money tissue was a most hilarious touch as was the ‘true to Khate’s form’ plug at the end. The hairdo and runny mascara wasn’t bad, either (but has anyone else noticed how Khate’s never seems to run when she’s crying it up for the camera?).
The only thing I can’t agree with Lisa, is the for Khate to continue to be miserable. I SINCERELY wish I could BUT, if you think about it, her staying that way will only bestow more harm on the eight sad little faces than they’re already experiencing and will experience as this sad drama-trauma between Khate and Jon drags on.
It would be a true miracle, but the best possible scenario that could happen is for her narcissistic azz to realize she’s got a problem and seek some type of effective counseling for the sake of her children. JMHO
This guy is GREATTTTTTTTTTTTT! Funny, funny
Except for the news on the cookbook, there has been no real G news out there since June 24th. Wow, a whole week. Jon must be super happy. I wonder if the Paps are even camped out in front of the house anymore.
What is she going to do to get them back?
OT..
I found this when I went to GWOP. It is a good article.
http://elitestv.com/pub/2009/06/celebrity-scales-the-%E2%80%98jon-kate%E2%80%99-sideshow-star-studded-legal-commentary-for-the-celebrity-obsessed
Lololol! That guy is hilarious! I loved the last line “Leave me alone–unless you want an interview or a photoshoot–then contact my press agent”!! So typical not only of Kate but of other so-called “celebrities.”
This is hilarious!! Have you seen the other Jon and Kate spoofs these guys have done? I love them.
JstAnthrTrvlr, you are right, the kids need a happy mother, but she would need to hit rock bottom before she might take a look at herself and her abusive ways towards the kids, Jon and estranged family members. She will always blame Jon for all of the downfall and what that might entail, which could be them all going flat broke. Just like lottery winners, they spend like its going to be there forever and then they end up worse than where they started from, like homeless. I hope the Minor Consideration group gets a judge to start bank accounts for the kids, so they can have something when they are 18. Kate, of course, will go apeshit. She has been in control of all the money and does not like anyone else “getting paid.” She probably filed because Jon looked at those apts at Trump Tower. Remember she said in a People article that he bought that sports car behind her back?
Can anyone really seem them continuing to season 6? The tups will be in school full-time and going on 6 years old. I think the fascination will stop with this family.
It appears that the fascination has stopped re this family.
Only 1.5m viewers this week compared to 10.m a week ago.
Like some current tv coverage – we are saturated.
When the lawyers get thru with them they will wonder where the
green went. On youtube’s ugly moment – season 4, 6/6 has the
famous: ” why are you talking over me – you should know better by now” Poor jon.
Love it!!!!
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I love his Jon and Kate at the beach. He nails her! LOL
Moon I am gathering WebBoy is a teen.
Moon CYE or spam
Hysterical! This kid has her down. The badgering Jon about the pinecones in a certain box, I remember that very well. Actually, I believed this guy’s tears more than I believed the fake Khate tears supposedly streaming to her chin. Thanks so much for putting this on for us to see.
What a hoot! Also love the tissues….and the emancipation….and the rectal thermometers. Dang, I missed the one at the beach, gotta go look for it.
I am watching all the G videos at drcoolsex.
Funny Funny!
I just read on Comcast that “Love is in the Mix” has been put on hold. Is that true?
I was wondering if Kate had any data to backup her statement that divorce is 3 times higher in parents of multiples.
http://www.vancouversun.com/Life/Kate+divorce+typical+parents+multiples/1728200/story.html
You’ve all seen the other drcoolsex videos, haven’t you??
These guys are great!!!
I’ve seen these guys videos on Youtube they are pretty funny.
The beach one is hilarious and plugs Katie Irene to a T also.
If we collected enough cash love offerings, do you think Web Boy would reconsider?
13louise
It appears that the fascination has stopped re this family.
Only 1.5m viewers this week compared to 10.m a week ago.
Like some current tv coverage – we are saturated.
When the lawyers get thru with them they will wonder where the
green went. On youtube’s ugly moment – season 4, 6/6 has the
famous: ” why are you talking over me – you should know better by now” Poor jon.
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That ugly moment is the one that The Soup put on and Joel McHale said it was a story about a man w/no reason to live. That interview was the most painful to watch, I was embarrased FOR her. Believe that was around Valentine’s day when Jon had been partying up w/the gals from Juniata College. I was painful to watch.
Love the video!!!!! I do agree that the Gosselins are spending money like they have a little tree in the yard with money hanging from it. 8 trees !!! I am sure this will get nasty before it gets better. By the time they do another show, someone else will be in the limelight…..Kate, keep pushing those books…..cause that is all you will have and I dont think anyone will buy them after seeing you beat Leah.
My dog is sick (undiagnosed sporadic vomiting, today will be my third trip to the vet in as many days) so I needed a good laugh. It’s absolutely hysterical when “she” wipes away her tears with the money.
No doubt you guys have seen the covers of the myriad magazines that currently feature Kate Gosselin on the cover, but standing in the checkout line at the grocery store over the weekend I thought it ironic that the headline on one of them had to do with this being Kate’s private matter (or something like that; I can’t recall exactly). Had I been drinking something I would have spit it out. Are there more than a handful of idiots out there who might feel sorry for Kate’s loss of privacy when she is the one responsible for the lack of that very same privacy?
gabby~
I just read on Comcast that “Love is in the Mix” has been put on hold. Is that true?
Yes, it is. As I have said a couple of times over the past months, I did not and do not feel that it is going to go forward full stop.
Lisa and everyone~
I am watching all the G videos at drcoolsex.
Funny Funny!
I know, some good satire there!
Cupcake~
Moon I am gathering WebBoy is a teen.
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Web Boy is actually 19 and almost finished with college, but he could have done a great job, lol. I was close to having him convinced. Web Boy spent a great deal of his youth in theatre and is quite a good actor.
I loved this one – but the one that really cracked me up is the “Kate G attacked by the paparazzi” – where “Jon” is tied up like a dog waiting for his mistress…. that cracked my 15-yr old and I up last night!
Dr. Coolsex is AWESOME!!!
Oh shucks, I’m on dial-up and can’t watch the video!
Looks like Zondervan has pulled the cookbook from its Website and from Amazon too. Interesting . . .
Kim, I hope all is well with your dog, so worrying.
FYI in the 3 o’clock hour (NOW) NPR’s Talk of the Nation is going to talk about the Loud family and Reality Tv shows today.
Here is a real chuckle of the day. Jon and Kate released a statement on the TLC website.
“During this very difficult time we will be working to focus solely on the needs of our family. This includes no longer commenting publicly or reacting to media stories or speculation,” the message read. “Our goal is to do the very best for our children and that will be done as privately as possible. We appreciate the understanding, support and well wishes from so many. Thank you.”
Will be done as PRIVATELY as possible. How is that possible Kate? Are you going to pretend none of this is happening while you tape the show?
All moon beams and gum drops?
These are hysterical!! The beach video was a classic!
Great!
Is this the same guy that did the
“leave Brittany alone” video?
Sure looks like it.
Now Karl Malden has died. He was 97. Celebrities must be shaking in their boots now.
That is like a double times three isnt it?
Syl–You are 9 cats?? I just figured it out!!
#40 TV snark
Yeah I confess. Got tired of keeping track of my multiple personalities. Between feeding, cleaning, and placating a love-sick male (Thadeus) it got to be too much. Hiss….
Love your comments here and your blog….
Hugs….
Heidi-
Unless I missed one I think this is 3 (McMahon, Farrah, MJ) plus 2 (Billy Mays,Malden).
One more for the double triple.
#42 Lisa
Does David Carradine count?
I love these guys! Their videos are hilarious, and the guy who does Kate is just perfect. Love the money used for tissues, and the promotional comment at the end.
David Carradine…
WHOOOHOOO Radaronline says Kate’s Healthtex clothing line is “on hold” as well!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!
Book “Postponed”
Clothing line “on hold”
Show “on hiatus”
Tick tock.
Yes, Fadingnebula!!! Looks like the Gosselin house of cards is finally toppling!
Here’s the announcement from RadarOnline:
As Kate Gosselin attempts to keep her family together as she and husband Jon sort through their divorce, her many side projects have been put on hold. The latest project to be affected by her private turmoil is a clothing project she was helping to promote as recent as May.
“Our project is on hold while she focuses on her family,” Healthtex representative Scott Pryzwansky confirmed to RadarOnline.com.
In an appearance on the Rachel Ray Show in May, Gosselin gave audience members a gift bag of treats including DVDs of Jon & Kate Plus 8, copies of her new book, and an adorable dress which Ray described as a “Healthtex outfit [Kate] helped design and create.”
While the fall clothing line is still available at Walmart, Gosselin’s involvement has come to a halt for the foreseeable future with no date for her return currently slated.
The gravy train is off the tracks
Syl & GAMEME-
Ooops! How could I have forgotten.
Guess there was a big enough spread between him and the others I just spaced it out.
That’s the double triple!
Does Natasha Richardson count ?
Moon get your email
Fred Travelena was another.
I love the one they do at the beach and the other vid where Kate berates Jon for not taking out the trash at 6a.m…
Too funy. Dr. Coolsex has them pegged for sure.
Katie-I think Natasha Richardson was too far back to count in this grouping.
I am not the keeper of these records though…………
#48Pippa
Yes, Fadingnebula!!! Looks like the Gosselin house of cards is finally toppling!
~~~~ Yes indeedy!! And the house came a tumblin’ down.
I’m scared for the kids though. We have all seen how Kate has acted with the kids (BAD) when everything was going her way, can you imagine what they’re going through now? Mama Kate has a patience quota of NIL.
I hope, and I’m not being sarcastic, that she’s getting to play hide the sausage with Steve on a regular basis. When Steve left she starting beating her kids and running around the driveway in her bikini. Sexual deprivation, anyone?? Maybe Steve will come in through the back door, no pun intended, and take care of business again.
Us claims a few more viewers than first reported yesterday (glad to see Healthtex told Kate to take a hike. Hopefully it’s permanent.):
Jon & Kate Ratings Plunge 77 Percent
Wednesday July 1, 2009
Jon & Kate Plus 8 ratings plummeted 77 percent last Monday.
Only 2.4 million viewers tuned in — significantly down from June 22’s much-hyped divorce announcement episode, which was watched by a record 10.6 million.
(In comparison, the show’s season 5 debut attracted 9.8 million watchers.)
Monday’s episode, titled “The First 10 Years,” consisted mostly of old clips. The show is now on hiatus until Aug. 3 to give the family “some time to regroup,” the network said in a statement.
Kate plans to continue taping the reality hit. After announcing her divorce to TV cameras, she said through tears: “The show must go on!”
The Gosselins released a statement Tuesday saying they would no longer speak to the press.
“Our goal is to do the very best for our children and that will be done as privately as possible,” the Gosselins wrote on TLC’s Web site. “We appreciate the understanding, support and well wishes from so many.”
“Our goal is to do the very best for our children and that will be done as privately as possible,” the Gosselins wrote on TLC’s Web site.
~~~~~Uh, mmmm, uh…what the fuck??? Isn’t that the biggest contradiction you’ve ever heard. Very best for our children and privately has never been a part of this ATTENTION WHORE”S agenda!!! Man, that pisses me off!!
Grab your barf bags kiddos! Kate’s fat ass blubbering out of her too small blue bikini (w/white bucket hat) will be on this week’s Star cover ‘52 Best & Worst Beach Bodies’ Can’t read what it says under her name. Not sure which category she made. Probably the ‘can you believe she’s had 8, count ‘em 8 kids!’ category. Guess we’ll find out tomorrow…
Jon made top right corner of National Enquirer (can’t make out top line in red) ‘Jon caught two timing new girlfriend’.
Not on cover of Us or People this week as we all figured.
Life & Style, Kate in top right corner-”Kate-’I'll raise my kids alone’”
Kate: I’ll raise my kids alone
With 10.6 million viewers watching, Jon and Kate Gosselin announced the end of their 10-year marriage in the June 22 episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8. Soon after the show aired, the couple separately released statements vowing to put their kids first. “As always,” Kate said, “my first priority remains our children.” Jon echoed the sentiment: “My job is to be the best, most supportive and
loving father I can be.”
Since then, however, it seems only one of them means it. Kate is now acting as both mother and father to the couple’s eight children, according to several sources, while Jon has been doing precious little to help her.”Jon hasn’t been seen at the house much since he and Kate announced the divorce,” a witness tells Life & Style.
Article teaser for In Touch-’Kate struggles…while Jon’s ready to move on. Jon Gosselin loosens up for playtime with the kids, but Kate keeps lashing out.’
Let her see what its actually like to ACTUALLY RAISE 8 KIDS.
FOR ONCE in her life!
63Preesi
Let her see what its actually like to ACTUALLY RAISE 8 KIDS.
FOR ONCE in her life!
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I say ‘good luck with THAT, Kate!’ Only thing now with the kids going into school it’s not like she’s going to be with them 24/7. She’s still going to be exhaustedish though, I reckon.
Bitch.
Tam-
She made the worst list. I haven’t seen the article but I got the info off another site. As far as I’m concerned I hate those best/ worst body things anyway though.
I also saw that Life and Style spelled Jon as John so obviously they’ve got a direct line to the Gosselins for all the inside dirt.
Alanna Smithee~
She made the worst list. I haven’t seen the article but I got the info off another site. As far as I’m concerned I hate those best/ worst body things anyway though.
I do as well.
Not sure which category she made. Probably the ‘can you believe she’s had 8, count ‘em 8 kids!’ category.
HAAA haa haaaaaaaaa
22 – beachluvin,
I was wondering if Kate had any data to backup her statement that divorce is 3 times higher in parents of multiples.
And, no surprise to learn that Kate was wrong – again. The article was another great example of Kate showing her ignorance of the subject of which she speaks. The best comment in the article!:
“She’s blaming it on the multiple births,” she says of Gosselin. “Maybe it has something to do with having the cameras on you.”
Tam, you make me laugh. You throw out the word bitch in just the right spot to make me smile.
I personally would consider David Carradine in the list because of how he died and his popularity. Plus it was not that long ago.
So that would make 7, right?
Kinda morbid to be racking up a body count but just so many in such a short amount of time.
#61 Tam
Life & Style, Kate in top right corner-”Kate-’I’ll raise my kids alone’”
I didn’t know having a bazillion nannies counted as being “alone.”
Kate Gosselin rectal thermometer! Bwhahahahha!
#71 Kim
I didn’t know having a bazillion nannies counted as being “alone.”
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It will when she cannot afford them or she runs them off being a beyotch to them!